Just so you know 
and understand
Edgar Allan Poe is my muse and has been since I was 10.

Wednesday Zingers ~ Season 2

By

Miss Kat J Phillips

“If you can’t kill them with kindness, try lethal injection” ~ Wednesday

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Funerals are a hobby ~ Wednesday

FOBI ~ Fear of Being Included ~Wednesday

“Every mirror has a dark side ~Wednesday

“Turn your stalker into an unpaid expendable gopher.” ~Wednesday

“This investigation has flat-lined, the only chance of resuscitation is taking drastic measures.” ~ Wednesday

“If you can’t bring Icarus to the Sun, bring the sun to Icarus” ~Wednesday, an anecdote of how to stop/kill an adversary.

“I’m where fun goes to die.” ~Wednesday

“Confined to his own asylum (the one he built himself). A plot twist worthy of (Edgar Allan) Poe” ~Wednesday

“Pain reminds me I am still alive ~Wednesday

“I’m comfortable with uncomfortable silence.” ~Wednesday

“Genius and madness are strange bedfellows.” ~Wednesday

“Trying your best means your planning on failing and letting me know in advance.”
~Wednesday

“Watching my body contort to your outbursts is making me queasy.” ~Wednesday to Enid after they switched bodies.

“Spare me your saccharin stroll down memory lane.” ~Wednesday

“My past grievances are like fine wine, they get better with age.” ~Grandma Addams, Wednesday agrees

“A Wednesday slay-cation.” ~ Enid

“The more you push me away, the more I’ll want to please you. Classic emotional manipulation technique” ~ Agnus-red haired stalker of Wednesday.

Who gives Wednesday inspiration:

“The happiest of lives, is a busy solitude.” ~ Voltaire
“The past is never dead” – William Faulkner

So… and YOU a Wednesday fan? Which is your favourite and why. Drop a comment “like an ax in my head” ~ A quote worthy of Wednesday, but it’s Mine…

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