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Unwanted, annoying, unknown phone calls? Here’s what to say..

By

Miss Kat J Phillips

Voted #1 Favourite

Local Sperm Bank!
You jack it, we pack it!
How may I help you jack today?

Or maybe…

(Your City Name) Fayetteville Police Department. How may I direct your call?

How about…

City Morgue, you stab ’em, we slab ’em. Do you need a pick-up?